Funny how were strangers now, we use to talk...
basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok) wait but wait no wait guys oh wow so like
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when you rap a whole song without messing any...
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I want a nice body, but then like… food.
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Me: *During sex I suddenly stopped & didn't move*
Her: What are you doing?
Me: Shutup bitch, I saw this on PornHub. It's called "buffering".
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