May 2012
Funny how were strangers now, we use to talk...
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
wait
but wait
no wait
guys
oh wow
so like
when you rap a whole song without messing any...
heyfunniest:
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I want a nice body, but then like… food.
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
Me: *During sex I suddenly stopped & didn't move*
Her: What are you doing?
Me: Shutup bitch, I saw this on PornHub. It's called "buffering".
When Someone Sends You A Dirty Text While You're...