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Me: *During sex I suddenly stopped & didn't move*
Her: What are you doing?
Me: Shutup bitch, I saw this on PornHub. It's called "buffering".
May. 29th, 2012 - 47 minutes ago - Reblog - 7681 Notes

When Someone Sends You A Dirty Text While You’re With Your Family


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May. 29th, 2012 - 47 minutes ago - Reblog - 57944 Notes

I want someone to be cute with.

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May. 28th, 2012 - 16 hours ago - Reblog - 69 Notes
Doctors handwriting: ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏.
What I see: ∮₪₮₩£.
What the nurse sees: Aspirin.
May. 28th, 2012 - 16 hours ago - Reblog - 17117 Notes

Reblog if you’re a potato.

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